The best, worst, and wildest moments from this week on The Real Housewives.

but got more than enough drama to pull us through.

Here are the best, worst, and wildest moments from this week in ‘Wives!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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This was a supersized episode with not one moment of filler.

From minute one we are enjoying black-and-white PTSD Vegas flashbacks, then learning what “stanchion” means.

But things really reach their peak at the end, with Heather’s Beauty Lab party.

We get Lisa one-liners and Mary smirks.

We get a lip-gloss exchange and a bad-Mormon montage.

“I don’t want to turn into the kind of mom that I had.

Can’t you see you’re on the same side?

So just look out!!!

POTATO, POTAHTO:You say charcuterie board, Stephanie says spanking stick,RHOD

WHAT THE PUMP?

BEST NEW RIVALRY:The Nieces vs.

The Aunties,RHOA

NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO:I’ll wait.

(RHOSLC)

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