This show is always so challenging.
It’s why I watch!
Now and forever, I will always think of its potential secrets.
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Let’s get to the songs!
Wouldn’t you know it that’s where Alanis herself has been living this whole time!
Was it just me or did Josh sound like he was auditioning for the opera here?
Next up wasChris Rene, joined onstage by…Avril Lavigne.
I’m seriously such a moron.I look like a fool to me-ee-eeeee.
Anyway, Avril completely drowned Chris out and how could she not?
He’s got a weak voice.
“It isn’t about note-for-note being perfect,” said Paula.
“That could be a record,” offered Simon.
“That could be a number one hit,” L.A. corrected him.
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For me this was the most artistic performance of the night.
“I’ve gotta hand it to you.
This is the five million dollar song,” cooed Simon.
“I hope America gets behind you.
I really, really do,” he told Chris.
You had to just imagine the gospel choir.
They were there, just not there-there.
L.A. begrudgingly adjusted the monetary value of Melanie’s performance from $5 million to $50 million.
That’s really what it’s all about.
Some of the greatest singers in the world are in this country, you know.
This lil' old thing?
Who did you vote for, Ameriker R. Kelly, Avril, or Alanis?
And who’s your pick to win the $$$$$?
