Wait, is Chewbacca’s dad having virtual sex with Diahann Carroll?

Welcome to the Star Wars Holiday Special!

For those who thought Jar Jar Binks was the most unfortunate contribution to theStar Warsuniverse, think again.

The ‘Star Wars Holiday Special’

The ‘Star Wars Holiday Special’.George Brich/AP/REX/Shutterstock

Because on Nov. 17, 1978, CBS aired the infamousStar Wars Holiday Special.

And it never aired again.

It is no wonderGeorge Lucashas publicly rued the day he agreed to the special.

What kind of semi-legitimate reasons, you might ask?

That part is actually not terrible.

While the originalStar Warsmesmerized audiences,Holiday Specialmerely confused them.

So allow us to confuse you even further as we break down every minute of the madness.

Yes, that is something that happens.